Totally Not Moirails [IU, PC, NPC]

[Kazz]

CIU RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SCAPEBUDDIES.
CIU: hm.. i don''t see why i have to wear this,, apodah..
CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPC: ~~Well I want to make sure that there arent any more holes or anything
CPC: ~~I mean were going to my hive anyway
CIU: and you kould not determine this simply by looking at it??
CPC: ~~Things can happen to scapes when you wear them
CIU: i...... still am not fond of that name for them..
CIU: it does not sound dignified..
CPC: ~~I mean I thought it looked good when I first gave it to you and look how that turned out
CIU: yes.. well.. my lusus gets his horns stukk in things he does not mean to..
CIU: i assume that is what happened..
CPC: ~~I suppose so
CPC: ~~But still I wanna make sure its perfect this time
CIU: i would not worry about it..
CIU: it will remain in good kondition from here on out..
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] does not include "because I plan to never wear it again". --
CPC: ~~Well just in case
CURRENT fashionistaNpc [CFN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CFN: Oh my
CFN: Now thats a walkin travesty if Ive ever seen one
CIU: ...... ekskuse me,, who are you??
CFN: Oh just a citizen concerned with whatever the hell you two are wearing
CFN: Where did you even get those
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] furrows his brow, but holds his tongue --
CPC: ~~I made them
CPC: ~~They took me like a week and
CFN: Well that explains it
CIU: ...... pardon??
CPC: ~~Explains what
CFN: Youre what
CFN: Like three sweeps old
CFN: Its no wonder they look like a grub nest
CPC: ~~I
CIU: ...... ekskuse me..
CPC: ~~Huh
CPC: ~~What do you mean
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] slowly twitches one eye; his last statement was not a question. --
CFN: Theyre the most horrific things Ive ever seen and if they took you a week then youd better just give up
CFN: I mean really
CFN: Feathers
CIU: kome on,, apodah.. let''s go..
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] just blinks a little bit, looking at the stranger with something of a shocked expression on her face. --
CPC: ~~Um
CPC: ~~Okay
CFN: Oh hell no Im not done yet
CIU: yes,, you are..
CFN: Oh shut up fluffy let the kid take some criticism
CPC: ~~Um
CFN: Okay so first off what even were you thinking using feathers
CFN: You look like something my lusus dragged in
CPC: ~~Well my lusus is a bird so
CFN: Oh my god so youre actually a birdbrain
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] remains remarkably tight lipped, folding his arms and saying n o t h i n g. --
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] actually blinks at that one, tries to smile a little. --
CPC: ~~Well I guess
CFN: Sweetie you need to stop
CFN: Really
CFN: Next time you want to make something
CFN: Dont
CFN: Spare us all from the horror
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] face falls again, and she gulps a little before starting to tear up just a little. --
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] looks sidelong at Apodah. He frowns. --
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] wordlessly begins taking off his scape. --
CIU: apodah,, will you please hold this??
CFN: Oh so youre gonna cry now is that it
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] glances at him and holds his cape, actually starting to cry a little now. --
CFN: See even youre buddy there wont wear the damn thing
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] unwraps his actual scarf as well, and places it wordlessly around apodah's shoulders. The very instant that's done, he LUNGES, tackling the higherblood to the ground in one fell (if inelegant) swoop. --
-- CURRENT fashionistaNpc [CFN] grunts as he hits the ground, then grits his teeth and tries to push back. --
CFN: Oh my god you shit
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] just stares, not quite gaping, before managing to stutter out a protest. --
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] bears down with all his weight, gritting his teeth right back. He rears one hand back, clenched into a fist, and gives the other troll a nice sound punch to the jaw --
CIU: you''re just as fukking stupid as everyone else,, aren''t you?? don''t know when to bakk..
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] punches again --
CIU: the fukk..
CPC: ~~Markor what are you doing
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] delivers a third punch for good measure --
CIU: off..
CPC: ~~Markor stop its okay lets just go okay
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] may very well not hear apodah at all, for as little regard as he gives her --
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] brings one hand down on the blueblood's neck; he's not pressing hard enough to cut off breathing, but enough to hold the other in place. --
-- CURRENT fashionistaNpc [CFN] is actually getting dizzy from the punches, despite still trying to push the other troll away. --
CPC: ~~Markor stop
CIU: apologize..
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] snorts, not even waiting for an actual response --
CIU: apologize!!!!!!
CFN: Fuck off nookbrain
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] begins to press down hard enough to cut off airflow, rearing his free hand back to deliver another punch --
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] drops the scape and lunges forward, grabbing Markor's arm and holding it bodily back. --
CPC: ~~MARKOR STOP
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] tries to pull his arm away, but doesn't seem to be using his full strength to do so. He continues yelling at the blueblood. --
CIU: apologize,, you /worthless stain of rejekted genetik material/..
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] clings as hard as she can, even if she's nowhere near strong enough to actually hold him back. --
CPC: ~~Markor please lets just go back
CPC: ~~We can play games or something its okay
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] is breathing like a winded bull; he lets up on the pressure. His knuckles are stained indigo, as is his shirt; it's a good thing he took his scape off, it might have gotten stained. --
CIU: not until he apologizes to you..
-- CURRENT fashionistaNpc [CFN] coughs a bit and glares up at him, actually a little concerned for his wellbeing. --
CFN: Fine Im sorry okay
CIU: like you mean it!!
CFN: Alright alright
-- CURRENT fashionistaNpc [CFN] glances at Apodah and doesnt quite glare. --
CFN: Im sorry that I made you cry
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] snarls and bares his teeth, but-- --
CPC: ~~Its okay
CPC: ~~Its okay Markor he apologized
CPC: ~~Lets just go alright
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus's [CPC'S] voice is a little quiet, and she's still snifling, but she refuses to let go of Markor's arm. --
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] slowly stands up, not taking his eyes off the other troll, glaring daggers. --
-- CURRENT fashionistaNpc [CFN] backs away before carefully standing up, wiping blood from his lip and glaring right back. After a moment he mutters another apology and walks away. --
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] watches his retreating back until he's far away enough for Markor's satisfaction. He snorts. Markor shakes apodah off of his arm, and kneels down to pick up his scape where Apodah threw it to the ground. He gives it a pat to get rid of the dirt, and puts it back on. --
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] watches him quietly for a moment before wiping her face on her arm, sniffling one last time before smiling slightly and walking back over to him. She doesn't try to hold his hand, even though she really really wants to. --
-- CURRENT irateUngulate [CIU] pauses. She's standing on his left; his left hand is the one currently looking like he decided to punch a blueberry pie. He quietly moves around her until she's on his right, and then he reaches down and grabs her hand, perhaps a bit too forcefully, with his clean right hand. --
-- CURRENT plumulamCirrus [CPC] blinks up at him for a second, then smiles a little more and starts walking towards her hive again. --
CPC ceased responding to memo.