Post by Kazz on Jul 3, 2014 11:50:52 GMT -6
[10:02] -- dominoHarlequin [DH] began pestering zephyrsBlacksmith [ZB] at 22:02 --
[10:02] DH: hey homie
[10:03] ZB: hey, nico!
[10:03] ZB: what's up?
[10:03] DH: oh you know
[10:03] DH: gas prices
[10:03] DH: the cost of living
[10:03] DH: my nans blood pressure
[10:04] ZB: well
[10:04] ZB: you're not wrong about any of those
[10:04] ZB: i suppose
[10:04] ZB: so
[10:04] ZB: points for you!
[10:04] ZB: ring a ding ding, all of those are right!
[10:04] ZB: also, the temperature in texas
[10:04] DH: excellent
[10:04] ZB: not that that's much of a suprise
[10:05] DH: its june
[10:05] DH: wait
[10:05] DH: july
[10:05] ZB: yep
[10:05] ZB: again
[10:05] DH: and you live in texas
[10:05] ZB: it's not a surprise
[10:05] DH: it is like the antithisis of a surprise
[10:05] ZB: i'm miserable, nico
[10:05] ZB: seriously
[10:05] DH: hold on friend
[10:05] ZB: if it can get this holt
[10:05] DH: i will come down there
[10:05] ZB: ^hot
[10:05] DH: and shove a bucket of ice water down your pants
[10:05] DH: that will cure you
[10:05] ZB: ...
[10:05] ZB: that
[10:05] ZB: would
[10:06] ZB: technically work
[10:06] ZB: you're not wrong
[10:06] ZB: but
[10:06] ZB: i would probably also grab all of those ice cubes and proceed to SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR PANTS IN RETURN
[10:06] ZB: so
[10:06] ZB: that's on you
[10:06] ZB: buddy
[10:06] ZB: hehehe
[10:06] DH: kinky
[10:06] ZB: jesus
[10:07] ZB: why did i expect you to react differently than that
[10:07] DH: man i dont know man im not into all that temperature play shit
[10:07] DH: i think were moving a little too fast for my delicate sensibilities
[10:07] ZB: i don't know, dude you could be into it
[10:07] ZB: there's
[10:07] ZB: nothing wrong with experimentation?
[10:07] ZB: uh
[10:07] ZB: i think i'm in too deep.
[10:07] ZB: can i safeword out
[10:07] DH: heh
[10:07] DH: deep
[10:07] ZB: is that a thing i can do right now?
[10:07] DH: no man we are balls deep
[10:07] DH: no going back now
[10:07] DH: in for a penny in for a pound
[10:07] DH: ing
[10:08] ZB: i am uncomfortable
[10:08] ZB: oh
[10:08] ZB: oh no
[10:08] ZB: nico
[10:08] ZB: nico no
[10:08] DH: nico yes
[10:08] DH: >:)
[10:09] DH: anyway whats up dude
[10:09] ZB: not much
[10:09] ZB: mom's still on that whole "why don't you have real interests"
[10:10] DH: geeze rhys why dont you have real interests
[10:10] ZB: well, usually
[10:10] DH: like meat sculpting and landscaping the gardens of the elderly
[10:10] ZB: ...
[10:10] ZB: because i'm playing video games
[10:10] ZB: like
[10:10] ZB: a productive member of society
[10:10] ZB: ?
[10:10] ZB: i guess
[10:11] DH: beautiful
[10:12] ZB: what about you? any new pranks or other hair-raising adventures?
[10:12] DH: well
[10:12] DH: i singed off a kids eyebrows at school but that was actually by accident
[10:13] ZB: chemistry?
[10:14] DH: those burner things are not nico-kneeling-back-in-his-stool-and-turning-it-on-with-his-foot proofed
[10:14] ZB: ...
[10:14] ZB: well
[10:14] ZB: most things aren't
[10:14] ZB: so.
[10:14] ZB: ...
[10:14] DH: hey
[10:14] DH: youd be surprised
[10:14] ZB: how in the world did you even turn it on with your foot?
[10:14] DH: again
[10:14] DH: youd be surprised
[10:15] ZB: well yes
[10:15] ZB: that's why i'm asking
[10:15] ZB: because i am surprised
[10:15] ZB: that takes crazy toe dexterity
[10:15] ZB: ... for that matter, why in the world were you barefoot in chem lab
[10:15] DH: honey
[10:16] DH: pimps dont need shoes
[10:16] DH: by which i mean i didnt have a pencil and my teacher was like no fuck you youre not getting out of taking notes again
[10:16] DH: so she made me borrow a pencil
[10:16] DH: and to make sure id give it back i had to give her my shoe as collateral
[10:17] ZB: oh
[10:17] ZB: that
[10:17] ZB: turned out to be a mistake
[10:17] DH: not one she will repeat
[10:17] DH: :D
[10:19] ZB: poor woman
[10:20] DH: nah feel worse for the kid who doesnt have a left eyebrow anymore
[10:23] ZB: well
[10:24] ZB: yes
[10:28] DH: nah man aside from that im just kind of same old same old
[10:29] DH: and i mean not even the destructive same old
[10:29] DH: the
[10:29] DH: i have watched godzilla movies for a week same old same old
[10:29] ZB: you know
[10:29] ZB: i'd ask if there are enough godzilla movies to watch for a week
[10:29] ZB: but i bet there actually are
[10:29] ZB: without repeats
[10:29] ZB: which is
[10:29] ZB: quite frankly
[10:29] DH: amazing
[10:29] ZB: a terrifying concept
[10:29] ZB: or amazing
[10:29] DH: you mean amazing
[10:30] ZB: that works too
[10:30] DH: yeah thats right
[10:35] DH: so anyway i was gonna ask
[10:35] DH: you heard anything about this game the lepers wanna play
[10:35] DH: ?
[10:35] DH: i feel like we should have fuckin heard something about it by now
[10:35] ZB: dude, you are asking the WORST PERSON
[10:35] ZB: they talk to me the least out of everyone, i think
[10:35] DH: which means they hate you least
[10:36] DH: im starting to think that this entire thing is just some prank by whats her guts
[10:36] DH: vikzen
[10:37] ZB: what, getting us involved in it?
[10:37] ZB: wasn't that the plan to begin with?
[10:37] ZB: i thought she was just playing a game with her friends
[10:37] ZB: on her friends
[10:37] ZB: whatever
[10:37] DH: well i mean the existence of the game at all
[10:38] DH: its starting to smell like bullshit from here
[10:39] ZB: a little bit, yeah
[10:39] ZB: but hey
[10:39] ZB: if we don't get pulled into it, it's no biggie, right?
[10:39] DH: i guess
[10:42] ZB: we'll find another game to play together, nico, don't worry
[10:44] DH: rhys das gay
[10:47] ZB: well
[10:47] ZB: ...
[10:47] ZB: damn it
[10:47] ZB: i can't come up with a good comeback
[10:48] ZB: you suck
[10:48] DH: i win yet again
[10:48] DH: :D
[10:48] DH: or rather
[10:48] DH: for once
[10:48] ZB: pffffft
[10:48] ZB: what?
[10:49] ZB: you win a lot, nico
[10:51] DH: yes i am a winner
[10:53] ZB: winner winner chicken dinner?
[10:53] ZB: something like that
[10:54] DH: dammit now i want chicken
[10:54] DH: i mentioned chicken to codi earlier and now i want it
[10:54] DH: is this karma
[10:56] ZB: we can go with that
[10:56] ZB: man
[10:56] ZB: now i want chicken too
[10:56] ZB: damn it
[10:56] DH: we go down together
[10:57] ZB: we should get codi too
[10:58] DH: you me and codi
[10:58] DH: 11 pm chicken party
[10:58] ZB: hell yes
[11:13] DH: you know rhys
[11:13] DH: i think most people have a lever in their brain that tells them not to say stupid things
[11:13] DH: and i have no such lever
[11:13] ZB: damn it, i thought i was that lever
[11:13] ZB: i thought you had a little rhys saying
[11:13] ZB: "no nico"
[11:13] ZB: "don't do the thing"
[11:16] DH: head rhys needs to pick up the slack man
[11:16] ZB: seriously, he does
[11:16] ZB: is that slacker playing skyrim like i am?
[11:17] DH: yeah man
[11:17] ZB: he's such a jerk
[11:17] DH: hes just chasing around the dragons
[11:17] DH: saying things i dare not repeat
[11:17] ZB: ...
[11:17] ZB: welp
[11:17] ZB: sounds about right, honestly
[11:19] DH: heh
[11:22] DH: hold on i'm gonna go get a sandwich
[11:36] -- dominoHarlequin [DH] began pestering zephyrsBlacksmith [ZB] at 23:36 --
[11:36] DH: just so were all clear
[11:36] DH: i make the best sandwiches
[11:36] ZB: ....
[11:36] ZB: that is the weirdest thing to be messaged right before i go to bed
[11:36] ZB: but whatever floats your boat, nico
[11:36] ZB: night, dude
[11:37] DH: bacon sandwich dude
[11:37] DH: bacon
[11:37] DH: sandwich
[11:37] ZB: ... just like
[11:37] ZB: bacon and bread?
[11:37] ZB: or...
[11:37] DH: no duh
[11:37] DH: theres also mayo
[11:37] DH: what do you take me for
[11:37] ZB: ...welp
[11:37] ZB: i can't decide if that sounds great or not
[11:51] DH: the answer is great obviously
[11:51] DH: go sleep rhys
[11:52] ZB: going going
[11:52] ZB: night
[11:52] -- zephyrsBlacksmith [ZB] ceased pestering dominoHarlequin [DH] at 23:52 --
[10:02] DH: hey homie
[10:03] ZB: hey, nico!
[10:03] ZB: what's up?
[10:03] DH: oh you know
[10:03] DH: gas prices
[10:03] DH: the cost of living
[10:03] DH: my nans blood pressure
[10:04] ZB: well
[10:04] ZB: you're not wrong about any of those
[10:04] ZB: i suppose
[10:04] ZB: so
[10:04] ZB: points for you!
[10:04] ZB: ring a ding ding, all of those are right!
[10:04] ZB: also, the temperature in texas
[10:04] DH: excellent
[10:04] ZB: not that that's much of a suprise
[10:05] DH: its june
[10:05] DH: wait
[10:05] DH: july
[10:05] ZB: yep
[10:05] ZB: again
[10:05] DH: and you live in texas
[10:05] ZB: it's not a surprise
[10:05] DH: it is like the antithisis of a surprise
[10:05] ZB: i'm miserable, nico
[10:05] ZB: seriously
[10:05] DH: hold on friend
[10:05] ZB: if it can get this holt
[10:05] DH: i will come down there
[10:05] ZB: ^hot
[10:05] DH: and shove a bucket of ice water down your pants
[10:05] DH: that will cure you
[10:05] ZB: ...
[10:05] ZB: that
[10:05] ZB: would
[10:06] ZB: technically work
[10:06] ZB: you're not wrong
[10:06] ZB: but
[10:06] ZB: i would probably also grab all of those ice cubes and proceed to SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR PANTS IN RETURN
[10:06] ZB: so
[10:06] ZB: that's on you
[10:06] ZB: buddy
[10:06] ZB: hehehe
[10:06] DH: kinky
[10:06] ZB: jesus
[10:07] ZB: why did i expect you to react differently than that
[10:07] DH: man i dont know man im not into all that temperature play shit
[10:07] DH: i think were moving a little too fast for my delicate sensibilities
[10:07] ZB: i don't know, dude you could be into it
[10:07] ZB: there's
[10:07] ZB: nothing wrong with experimentation?
[10:07] ZB: uh
[10:07] ZB: i think i'm in too deep.
[10:07] ZB: can i safeword out
[10:07] DH: heh
[10:07] DH: deep
[10:07] ZB: is that a thing i can do right now?
[10:07] DH: no man we are balls deep
[10:07] DH: no going back now
[10:07] DH: in for a penny in for a pound
[10:07] DH: ing
[10:08] ZB: i am uncomfortable
[10:08] ZB: oh
[10:08] ZB: oh no
[10:08] ZB: nico
[10:08] ZB: nico no
[10:08] DH: nico yes
[10:08] DH: >:)
[10:09] DH: anyway whats up dude
[10:09] ZB: not much
[10:09] ZB: mom's still on that whole "why don't you have real interests"
[10:10] DH: geeze rhys why dont you have real interests
[10:10] ZB: well, usually
[10:10] DH: like meat sculpting and landscaping the gardens of the elderly
[10:10] ZB: ...
[10:10] ZB: because i'm playing video games
[10:10] ZB: like
[10:10] ZB: a productive member of society
[10:10] ZB: ?
[10:10] ZB: i guess
[10:11] DH: beautiful
[10:12] ZB: what about you? any new pranks or other hair-raising adventures?
[10:12] DH: well
[10:12] DH: i singed off a kids eyebrows at school but that was actually by accident
[10:13] ZB: chemistry?
[10:14] DH: those burner things are not nico-kneeling-back-in-his-stool-and-turning-it-on-with-his-foot proofed
[10:14] ZB: ...
[10:14] ZB: well
[10:14] ZB: most things aren't
[10:14] ZB: so.
[10:14] ZB: ...
[10:14] DH: hey
[10:14] DH: youd be surprised
[10:14] ZB: how in the world did you even turn it on with your foot?
[10:14] DH: again
[10:14] DH: youd be surprised
[10:15] ZB: well yes
[10:15] ZB: that's why i'm asking
[10:15] ZB: because i am surprised
[10:15] ZB: that takes crazy toe dexterity
[10:15] ZB: ... for that matter, why in the world were you barefoot in chem lab
[10:15] DH: honey
[10:16] DH: pimps dont need shoes
[10:16] DH: by which i mean i didnt have a pencil and my teacher was like no fuck you youre not getting out of taking notes again
[10:16] DH: so she made me borrow a pencil
[10:16] DH: and to make sure id give it back i had to give her my shoe as collateral
[10:17] ZB: oh
[10:17] ZB: that
[10:17] ZB: turned out to be a mistake
[10:17] DH: not one she will repeat
[10:17] DH: :D
[10:19] ZB: poor woman
[10:20] DH: nah feel worse for the kid who doesnt have a left eyebrow anymore
[10:23] ZB: well
[10:24] ZB: yes
[10:28] DH: nah man aside from that im just kind of same old same old
[10:29] DH: and i mean not even the destructive same old
[10:29] DH: the
[10:29] DH: i have watched godzilla movies for a week same old same old
[10:29] ZB: you know
[10:29] ZB: i'd ask if there are enough godzilla movies to watch for a week
[10:29] ZB: but i bet there actually are
[10:29] ZB: without repeats
[10:29] ZB: which is
[10:29] ZB: quite frankly
[10:29] DH: amazing
[10:29] ZB: a terrifying concept
[10:29] ZB: or amazing
[10:29] DH: you mean amazing
[10:30] ZB: that works too
[10:30] DH: yeah thats right
[10:35] DH: so anyway i was gonna ask
[10:35] DH: you heard anything about this game the lepers wanna play
[10:35] DH: ?
[10:35] DH: i feel like we should have fuckin heard something about it by now
[10:35] ZB: dude, you are asking the WORST PERSON
[10:35] ZB: they talk to me the least out of everyone, i think
[10:35] DH: which means they hate you least
[10:36] DH: im starting to think that this entire thing is just some prank by whats her guts
[10:36] DH: vikzen
[10:37] ZB: what, getting us involved in it?
[10:37] ZB: wasn't that the plan to begin with?
[10:37] ZB: i thought she was just playing a game with her friends
[10:37] ZB: on her friends
[10:37] ZB: whatever
[10:37] DH: well i mean the existence of the game at all
[10:38] DH: its starting to smell like bullshit from here
[10:39] ZB: a little bit, yeah
[10:39] ZB: but hey
[10:39] ZB: if we don't get pulled into it, it's no biggie, right?
[10:39] DH: i guess
[10:42] ZB: we'll find another game to play together, nico, don't worry
[10:44] DH: rhys das gay
[10:47] ZB: well
[10:47] ZB: ...
[10:47] ZB: damn it
[10:47] ZB: i can't come up with a good comeback
[10:48] ZB: you suck
[10:48] DH: i win yet again
[10:48] DH: :D
[10:48] DH: or rather
[10:48] DH: for once
[10:48] ZB: pffffft
[10:48] ZB: what?
[10:49] ZB: you win a lot, nico
[10:51] DH: yes i am a winner
[10:53] ZB: winner winner chicken dinner?
[10:53] ZB: something like that
[10:54] DH: dammit now i want chicken
[10:54] DH: i mentioned chicken to codi earlier and now i want it
[10:54] DH: is this karma
[10:56] ZB: we can go with that
[10:56] ZB: man
[10:56] ZB: now i want chicken too
[10:56] ZB: damn it
[10:56] DH: we go down together
[10:57] ZB: we should get codi too
[10:58] DH: you me and codi
[10:58] DH: 11 pm chicken party
[10:58] ZB: hell yes
[11:13] DH: you know rhys
[11:13] DH: i think most people have a lever in their brain that tells them not to say stupid things
[11:13] DH: and i have no such lever
[11:13] ZB: damn it, i thought i was that lever
[11:13] ZB: i thought you had a little rhys saying
[11:13] ZB: "no nico"
[11:13] ZB: "don't do the thing"
[11:16] DH: head rhys needs to pick up the slack man
[11:16] ZB: seriously, he does
[11:16] ZB: is that slacker playing skyrim like i am?
[11:17] DH: yeah man
[11:17] ZB: he's such a jerk
[11:17] DH: hes just chasing around the dragons
[11:17] DH: saying things i dare not repeat
[11:17] ZB: ...
[11:17] ZB: welp
[11:17] ZB: sounds about right, honestly
[11:19] DH: heh
[11:22] DH: hold on i'm gonna go get a sandwich
[11:36] -- dominoHarlequin [DH] began pestering zephyrsBlacksmith [ZB] at 23:36 --
[11:36] DH: just so were all clear
[11:36] DH: i make the best sandwiches
[11:36] ZB: ....
[11:36] ZB: that is the weirdest thing to be messaged right before i go to bed
[11:36] ZB: but whatever floats your boat, nico
[11:36] ZB: night, dude
[11:37] DH: bacon sandwich dude
[11:37] DH: bacon
[11:37] DH: sandwich
[11:37] ZB: ... just like
[11:37] ZB: bacon and bread?
[11:37] ZB: or...
[11:37] DH: no duh
[11:37] DH: theres also mayo
[11:37] DH: what do you take me for
[11:37] ZB: ...welp
[11:37] ZB: i can't decide if that sounds great or not
[11:51] DH: the answer is great obviously
[11:51] DH: go sleep rhys
[11:52] ZB: going going
[11:52] ZB: night
[11:52] -- zephyrsBlacksmith [ZB] ceased pestering dominoHarlequin [DH] at 23:52 --