dominoHarlequin began trolling lepidopteranPlague (6)

[Elie]

[01:33] -- dominoHarlequin [DH] began trolling lepidopteranPlague [LP] at 13:33 --
[01:33] DH: miss marzipan
[01:33] DH: i think its time you learned a valuable lesson about human culture
[01:34] LP: }my name is not marzipan.{
[01:34] LP: }nicooh.{
[01:34] DH: yeah whatever
[01:34] DH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR66RCdoApo
[01:34] DH: you see miss marzipan
[01:35] DH: this is a video that all human children are forced to watch
[01:35] DH: it is part of our childhood rituals
[01:35] LP: }oh, like schoolfeeding.{
[01:35] DH: vitally important stuff
[01:35] DH: uh sure yea
[01:36] LP: }i sincerely hope that's not what you think aliens look like.{
[01:38] DH: hey man dont make fun of his skin condition
[01:38] LP: }i've never heard of zarconians{
[01:38] DH: like one in every couple hundred kids just looks like that
[01:38] LP: }why are they not culled.{
[01:38] DH: because we dont do that miss marzipan
[01:39] LP: }why are they going out during the day.{
[01:39] LP: }how do they not burn to death?{
[01:39] DH: because if you go out alone by night then pedophiles will snatch you away the second you set foot out the door
[01:39] DH: duh
[01:39] LP: }wait{
[01:39] LP: }there are adults on your planet?{
[01:40] LP: }ew why is everyone pink{
[01:41] DH: you see were separated into colonies based on skin colour
[01:41] DH: the blue people dont mingle with the pink ones
[01:41] DH: very sad
[01:41] LP: }what about the brown ones{
[01:41] LP: }you all have such strange skin colors{
[01:42] DH: it is a curse upon our people
[01:42] LP: }if your empress would just banish all adults you wouldn't have these problems i bet{
[01:44] DH: because yours is clearly a culture to model ourselves on
[01:44] DH: silly us
[01:44] LP: }of course. things will be so much better when the imperial fleet reaches your planet, just wait.{
[01:46] DH: oh i eagerly await it
[01:54] LP: }staying with a "buddy" is a good idea but what if the buddy isn't high enough to protect you if another highblood comes along{
[01:55] DH: you see marzipan
[01:55] DH: this is why we have things called
[01:56] DH: rape whistles
[01:56] LP: }even if a lowblood is whistling with all their might no one is going to care if the one attacking them is a highblood.{
[01:57] DH: okay marzipan
[01:57] DH: marzie baby
[01:57] DH: we dont have those
[01:57] LP: }i thought you said you were seperated by skin color.{
[01:57] DH: yeahhhh but like
[01:58] DH: generally
[01:58] DH: we dont murder each other on the street
[01:58] DH: we wait to do it in private in basements and abandoned warehouses
[01:59] LP: }...{
[01:59] LP: }kinky.{
[01:59] DH: ohhh
[01:59] DH: you hear that
[01:59] DH: that was me slow clapping it out
[01:59] LP: }no you imbicle sound waves cannot travel through space.{
[02:00] DH: i meant it like
[02:00] DH: whatever the opposite of literal is
[02:00] LP: }figuratively.{
[02:00] LP: }the word you are looking for{
[02:00] DH: yeah that
[02:00] LP: }is figuratively.{
[02:00] DH: yeah
[02:00] DH: im not that good at the whole vocabulary test thing
[02:01] LP: }obviously.{
[02:01] LP: }honestly if a wiggler doesn't know to avoid those older and higher than them they deserve to be culled.{
[02:01] LP: }so we don't have anything like this.{
[02:01] DH: we live in a culture miss marzy
[02:02] DH: that doesnt kill kids for making mistakes usually
[02:02] LP: }why do they all want to trollnap him.{
[02:02] LP: }he's disfigured.{
[02:02] DH: because everyone wants the d
[02:02] DH: the freaky disfigured sea monkey d
[02:02] LP: }what is the d{
[02:03] DH: it is what it always comes back to
[02:03] DH: the most important of human concerns
[02:03] DH: and what i seem to be explaining to you and your weirdo buddies a lot
[02:04] DH: drumroll please
[02:04] LP: }no, do your own drumroll.{
[02:04] DH: how cold of you
[02:04] DH: anyway
[02:04] DH: drumroooolllllllllll
[02:04] DH: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
[02:04] LP: }...{
[02:04] LP: }still not getting it{
[02:06] DH: hahah oh my god
[02:06] DH: penis
[02:06] LP: }oh wait i recognize that word. {
[02:06] LP: }that's the human's word for your stunted bulge!{
[02:06] LP: }ew{
[02:07] LP: }no.{
[02:07] DH: yeah eveyone in that vid just wants the deformed kids d
[02:07] DH: accurate depiction of life of earth
[02:07] LP: }that is digusting.{
[02:07] LP: }your species is disgusting.{
[02:08] LP: }that's it, i can't watch this.{
[02:08] DH: did you at least get to the song
[02:08] LP: }your culture is{
[02:08] LP: }forgive the term{
[02:09] LP: }fucked up.{
[02:09] LP: }and no, i didn't get to the song.{
[02:09] DH: but mariza
[02:09] DH: you need to stop
[02:09] DH: think
[02:09] DH: listen to your heart
[02:09] LP: }... i'm listening to my bloodpusher{
[02:09] LP: }and it says you're a douche.{
[02:10] DH: dont be scared
[02:10] DH: hey
[02:10] DH: get street sart
[02:10] DH: smart
[02:11] LP: }you wouldn't need to be street smart if you weren't a weak redblooded fool.{
[02:11] DH: oh yeah youre friends with the guy whose dick is a barbie doll right
[02:12] DH: that shits like a status symbol right
[02:12] LP: }he does not have a penis. he has a bulge, like every normal person.{
[02:13] DH: look whatever its still barbie doll pink
[02:13] DH: and aint no normal person ive ever met looks like that btw
[02:13] LP: }he is a fuchsiablood. which puts him far above you.{
[02:13] DH: piiiiiiiiiink
[02:13] DH: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
[02:14] LP: }better than bright candy red.{
[02:15] LP: }i have never seen his, and i have no interest in a concupiscent quadrant, since we are moirails, but he is an attractive example of a young troll.{
[02:15] DH: okay
[02:15] DH: explain this to me
[02:15] DH: pink good
[02:15] DH: red bad
[02:15] DH: pink is basically just red bro
[02:15] LP: }exactly.{
[02:15] LP: }NO{
[02:15] LP: }no, it is fuchsia. {
[02:15] LP: }far different.{
[02:15] DH: piiink
[02:16] DH: look ive seen the pictures he sent codi and that guy has a body paint fetish and really stupid hair
[02:16] DH: not even talking about the barbie dick
[02:16] LP: }you have stupid hair. his hair is fine.{
[02:17] DH: shhh my hair is amazing
[02:17] DH: it would blind you to look upon it
[02:17] LP: }yeah, blinded by the ugly{
[02:17] DH: the beauty
[02:18] LP: }i bet it's not even black like a normal person's. you probably dyed it to match your hideous blood.{
[02:18] DH: uhhh
[02:18] DH: my bro dyed part of it red for me if that counts
[02:18] LP: }i knew it.{
[02:20] LP: }you know what? i bet you look just like that idiotic disfigured young man in the video.{
[02:20] DH: yes
[02:20] DH: yes i do
[02:20] LP: }ugh, no wonder you're so desperately making black advances on me.{
[02:20] LP: }no one who has ever actually seen you would even want to pail you.{
[02:20] DH: tell that to the hundreds of girls lining up outside my door bro
[02:20] DH: havent you seen
[02:20] DH: everyone wants the freaky sea monkey d
[02:21] LP: }well not me, so knock it off.{
[02:21] DH: youre just in deniaaaaal
[02:22] LP: }oh nicooh, i have black prospects all over the place. why would i ever want to be with you?{
[02:23] DH: doesnt that just mean that everyone hates you
[02:23] LP: }yes.{
[02:23] DH: and youre
[02:23] DH: bragging
[02:23] LP: }of course.{
[02:24] DH: you have an entire culture based around hatefucking
[02:24] DH: and yet
[02:24] DH: you dont have stranger danger
[02:25] DH: look im stupid but im not that stupid okay you really need to work better on this as a coherent story
[02:25] LP: }the entire culture is not based around kismesitude, however, it is an indespensible part of our society.{
[02:25] LP: }how would you have variation in the gene pool if everyone only had one concupiscent partner?{
[02:25] LP: }how would you improve yourself without one true rival to push you forward?{
[02:26] DH: okaaay
[02:26] DH: see we have variation in the whatever because we dont fuck our cousins
[02:26] DH: well some people do but they mostly live in west virginia
[02:26] DH: and as for improving ourselves
[02:26] DH: thats what personal trainers are for
[02:36] LP: }i will never, ever grasp how your species is still not extinct{
[03:11] -- lepidopteranPlague [LP] gave up trolling dominoHarlequin [DH] at 15:11 --

[elie]

author="Elie" "][01:33] -- dominoHarlequin [DH] began trolling lepidopteranPlague [LP] at 13:33 --
[01:33] DH: miss marzipan
[01:33] DH: i think its time you learned a valuable lesson about human culture
[01:34] LP: }my name is not marzipan.{
[01:34] LP: }nicooh.{
[01:34] DH: yeah whatever
[01:34] DH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR66RCdoApo
[01:34] DH: you see miss marzipan
[01:35] DH: this is a video that all human children are forced to watch
[01:35] DH: it is part of our childhood rituals
[01:35] LP: }oh, like schoolfeeding.{
[01:35] DH: vitally important stuff
[01:35] DH: uh sure yea
[01:36] LP: }i sincerely hope that's not what you think aliens look like.{
[01:38] DH: hey man dont make fun of his skin condition
[01:38] LP: }i've never heard of zarconians{
[01:38] DH: like one in every couple hundred kids just looks like that
[01:38] LP: }why are they not culled.{
[01:38] DH: because we dont do that miss marzipan
[01:39] LP: }why are they going out during the day.{
[01:39] LP: }how do they not burn to death?{
[01:39] DH: because if you go out alone by night then pedophiles will snatch you away the second you set foot out the door
[01:39] DH: duh
[01:39] LP: }wait{
[01:39] LP: }there are adults on your planet?{
[01:40] LP: }ew why is everyone pink{
[01:41] DH: you see were separated into colonies based on skin colour
[01:41] DH: the blue people dont mingle with the pink ones
[01:41] DH: very sad
[01:41] LP: }what about the brown ones{
[01:41] LP: }you all have such strange skin colors{
[01:42] DH: it is a curse upon our people
[01:42] LP: }if your empress would just banish all adults you wouldn't have these problems i bet{
[01:44] DH: because yours is clearly a culture to model ourselves on
[01:44] DH: silly us
[01:44] LP: }of course. things will be so much better when the imperial fleet reaches your planet, just wait.{
[01:46] DH: oh i eagerly await it
[01:54] LP: }staying with a "buddy" is a good idea but what if the buddy isn't high enough to protect you if another highblood comes along{
[01:55] DH: you see marzipan
[01:55] DH: this is why we have things called
[01:56] DH: rape whistles
[01:56] LP: }even if a lowblood is whistling with all their might no one is going to care if the one attacking them is a highblood.{
[01:57] DH: okay marzipan
[01:57] DH: marzie baby
[01:57] DH: we dont have those
[01:57] LP: }i thought you said you were seperated by skin color.{
[01:57] DH: yeahhhh but like
[01:58] DH: generally
[01:58] DH: we dont murder each other on the street
[01:58] DH: we wait to do it in private in basements and abandoned warehouses
[01:59] LP: }...{
[01:59] LP: }kinky.{
[01:59] DH: ohhh
[01:59] DH: you hear that
[01:59] DH: that was me slow clapping it out
[01:59] LP: }no you imbicle sound waves cannot travel through space.{
[02:00] DH: i meant it like
[02:00] DH: whatever the opposite of literal is
[02:00] LP: }figuratively.{
[02:00] LP: }the word you are looking for{
[02:00] DH: yeah that
[02:00] LP: }is figuratively.{
[02:00] DH: yeah
[02:00] DH: im not that good at the whole vocabulary test thing
[02:01] LP: }obviously.{
[02:01] LP: }honestly if a wiggler doesn't know to avoid those older and higher than them they deserve to be culled.{
[02:01] LP: }so we don't have anything like this.{
[02:01] DH: we live in a culture miss marzy
[02:02] DH: that doesnt kill kids for making mistakes usually
[02:02] LP: }why do they all want to trollnap him.{
[02:02] LP: }he's disfigured.{
[02:02] DH: because everyone wants the d
[02:02] DH: the freaky disfigured sea monkey d
[02:02] LP: }what is the d{
[02:03] DH: it is what it always comes back to
[02:03] DH: the most important of human concerns
[02:03] DH: and what i seem to be explaining to you and your weirdo buddies a lot
[02:04] DH: drumroll please
[02:04] LP: }no, do your own drumroll.{
[02:04] DH: how cold of you
[02:04] DH: anyway
[02:04] DH: drumroooolllllllllll
[02:04] DH: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
[02:04] LP: }...{
[02:04] LP: }still not getting it{
[02:06] DH: hahah oh my god
[02:06] DH: penis
[02:06] LP: }oh wait i recognize that word. {
[02:06] LP: }that's the human's word for your stunted bulge!{
[02:06] LP: }ew{
[02:07] LP: }no.{
[02:07] DH: yeah eveyone in that vid just wants the deformed kids d
[02:07] DH: accurate depiction of life of earth
[02:07] LP: }that is digusting.{
[02:07] LP: }your species is disgusting.{
[02:08] LP: }that's it, i can't watch this.{
[02:08] DH: did you at least get to the song
[02:08] LP: }your culture is{
[02:08] LP: }forgive the term{
[02:09] LP: }fucked up.{
[02:09] LP: }and no, i didn't get to the song.{
[02:09] DH: but mariza
[02:09] DH: you need to stop
[02:09] DH: think
[02:09] DH: listen to your heart
[02:09] LP: }... i'm listening to my bloodpusher{
[02:09] LP: }and it says you're a douche.{
[02:10] DH: dont be scared
[02:10] DH: hey
[02:10] DH: get street sart
[02:10] DH: smart
[02:11] LP: }you wouldn't need to be street smart if you weren't a weak redblooded fool.{
[02:11] DH: oh yeah youre friends with the guy whose dick is a barbie doll right
[02:12] DH: that shits like a status symbol right
[02:12] LP: }he does not have a penis. he has a bulge, like every normal person.{
[02:13] DH: look whatever its still barbie doll pink
[02:13] DH: and aint no normal person ive ever met looks like that btw
[02:13] LP: }he is a fuchsiablood. which puts him far above you.{
[02:13] DH: piiiiiiiiiink
[02:13] DH: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
[02:14] LP: }better than bright candy red.{
[02:15] LP: }i have never seen his, and i have no interest in a concupiscent quadrant, since we are moirails, but he is an attractive example of a young troll.{
[02:15] DH: okay
[02:15] DH: explain this to me
[02:15] DH: pink good
[02:15] DH: red bad
[02:15] DH: pink is basically just red bro
[02:15] LP: }exactly.{
[02:15] LP: }NO{
[02:15] LP: }no, it is fuchsia. {
[02:15] LP: }far different.{
[02:15] DH: piiink
[02:16] DH: look ive seen the pictures he sent codi and that guy has a body paint fetish and really stupid hair
[02:16] DH: not even talking about the barbie dick
[02:16] LP: }you have stupid hair. his hair is fine.{
[02:17] DH: shhh my hair is amazing
[02:17] DH: it would blind you to look upon it
[02:17] LP: }yeah, blinded by the ugly{
[02:17] DH: the beauty
[02:18] LP: }i bet it's not even black like a normal person's. you probably dyed it to match your hideous blood.{
[02:18] DH: uhhh
[02:18] DH: my bro dyed part of it red for me if that counts
[02:18] LP: }i knew it.{
[02:20] LP: }you know what? i bet you look just like that idiotic disfigured young man in the video.{
[02:20] DH: yes
[02:20] DH: yes i do
[02:20] LP: }ugh, no wonder you're so desperately making black advances on me.{
[02:20] LP: }no one who has ever actually seen you would even want to pail you.{
[02:20] DH: tell that to the hundreds of girls lining up outside my door bro
[02:20] DH: havent you seen
[02:20] DH: everyone wants the freaky sea monkey d
[02:21] LP: }well not me, so knock it off.{
[02:21] DH: youre just in deniaaaaal
[02:22] LP: }oh nicooh, i have black prospects all over the place. why would i ever want to be with you?{
[02:23] DH: doesnt that just mean that everyone hates you
[02:23] LP: }yes.{
[02:23] DH: and youre
[02:23] DH: bragging
[02:23] LP: }of course.{
[02:24] DH: you have an entire culture based around hatefucking
[02:24] DH: and yet
[02:24] DH: you dont have stranger danger
[02:25] DH: look im stupid but im not that stupid okay you really need to work better on this as a coherent story
[02:25] LP: }the entire culture is not based around kismesitude, however, it is an indespensible part of our society.{
[02:25] LP: }how would you have variation in the gene pool if everyone only had one concupiscent partner?{
[02:25] LP: }how would you improve yourself without one true rival to push you forward?{
[02:26] DH: okaaay
[02:26] DH: see we have variation in the whatever because we dont fuck our cousins
[02:26] DH: well some people do but they mostly live in west virginia
[02:26] DH: and as for improving ourselves
[02:26] DH: thats what personal trainers are for
[02:36] LP: }i will never, ever grasp how your species is still not extinct{
[03:11] -- lepidopteranPlague [LP] gave up trolling dominoHarlequin [DH] at 15:11 --

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