"i am baked as one of those healthier potato chips"

[chthonicscarecrow]

[11:30] -- chthonicGuillotine [CG] began pestering dominoHarlequin [DH] at 23:30 --
[11:30] CG: ...
[11:30] CG: Hey Nico.
[11:30] CG: Um.
[11:30] CG: I'm sorry I freaked out.
[11:30] CG: I just...
[11:30] CG: I miss you and I need you.
[11:30] CG: And I was just really really really upset and hurt and I'm sorry.
[11:38] DH: oh uh
[11:39] DH: sorry i was doing something
[11:39] CG: ...
[11:39] CG: Oh okay
[11:39] CG: If you're busy I can stop talking.
[11:40] DH: uh no i
[11:41] DH: uh shit sorry
[11:41] DH: its cool
[11:41] DH: we cool
[11:41] DH: everythings cool
[11:41] CG: Are you okay?
[11:41] DH: huh
[11:41] DH: ?
[11:41] DH: yeah never better
[11:42] CG: Are you sure?
[11:42] DH: yeaaah
[11:42] DH: you cool we cool etc etc
[11:44] CG: Nico you're acting really weird.
[11:44] CG: If you're still upset please tell me.
[11:44] CG: You don't have to lie.
[11:45] DH: im not acting weiiird
[11:45] DH: no its cool
[11:45] DH: its aaall cool
[11:46] CG: I don't believe you.
[11:46] CG: Look if you don't want to be friends anymore it's fine.
[11:46] DH: whaaat
[11:46] DH: no no no
[11:46] CG: I understand. I'm hard to deal with and I freak out a lot and I'm the worst friend ever.
[11:47] DH: uhhh no
[11:47] DH: noooo
[11:47] DH: a gigantic tidal wave of no across the land
[11:47] DH: a tsunami of no destroying tokyo
[11:47] DH: like godzilla
[11:47] DH: but made of no
[11:48] CG: Then why are you acting weird.
[11:48] CG: I mean, granted, this is MORE normal.
[11:48] CG: But...
[11:48] DH: iii am actiiiing
[11:48] DH: totally normal
[11:49] CG: >:I
[11:49] CG: This is a very circular conversation.
[11:49] CG: And I'm torn between frustration and still feeling really guilty.
[11:50] DH: no sh sh sh
[11:50] DH: remember
[11:50] DH: tsunami of no
[11:50] DH: tsunomi
[11:50] CG: Ugh.
[11:51] CG: Okay.
[11:51] CG: Fine.
[11:51] DH: on the beach
[11:51] DH: pshhoooo
[11:51] DH: thats the sound of the waves
[11:51] CG: We'll do it your way...
[11:51] CG: No.
[11:51] DH: pshnooooo
[11:51] DH: ???
[11:52] CG: Look I just wanted to let you know that I'm still hurt, but I over reacted and you're my best friend.
[11:52] CG: I love you.
[11:54] DH: uh well i
[11:54] DH: thanks
[11:54] CG: You're welcome...
[11:55] DH: no like really i
[11:55] DH: words are hard right now
[11:55] DH: but yeah
[11:55] CG: Why are words hard?
[11:55] CG: Well, harder than normal.
[11:56] DH: you knooow
[11:56] DH: sometimes they just kinda get away from me
[11:56] DH: ptchoo
[11:56] DH: that is now the sound of thoughts escaping instead of waves
[11:57] CG: Okay Nico...
[11:57] CG: You're kind of worrying me though.
[11:57] DH: shhh no worries now
[11:57] DH: wave sound ptchoo
[11:58] CG: You're in the weirdest mood right now.
[11:58] CG: Maybe I should have waited to apologize.
[11:58] DH: iii dont think sooo
[11:58] DH: whats weird about it
[11:58] DH: ?
[11:58] CG: I kind of feel like you're not taking me seriously.
[11:58] DH: why would you think that
[11:59] DH: im totally taking you seriouslyyy
[11:59] DH: come on tell me something ill take it seriously
[12:00] DH: tell me somethiiiing
[12:00] DH: i dont know
[12:00] DH: that gives you a lot of stuff
[12:01] CG: Anything?
[12:01] DH: gooo fooor iiit
[12:01] CG: And you'll take it seriously?
[12:01] DH: yeah man boy scouts honor
[12:01] CG: I hurt myself.
[12:02] DH: whaaat
[12:02] DH: thats no good
[12:02] CG: No it's not...
[12:03] DH: are you okaaay
[12:03] DH: ?
[12:03] CG: No.
[12:03] CG: No I'm not.
[12:03] CG: But I kind of thought you knew that already.
[12:04] DH: is there anything i can dooo
[12:04] CG: ...
[12:04] CG: No.
[12:04] DH: i mean i could kiss it all better buuuut im like howver the fuck far awaaaaaay
[12:04] DH: so thatd be hard
[12:05] CG: 0///0
[12:05] CG: What.
[12:05] CG: Nico
[12:05] CG: No
[12:05] CG: Just
[12:05] CG: Shut up for two seconds omg.
[12:05] CG: I
[12:07] DH: ookaaaayyy
[12:07] DH: as you wiiiiish he he
[12:08] CG: NICO
[12:08] CG: Are you high or something?
[12:08] CG: What the fuck!
[12:11] DH: maaaaybe
[12:11] CG: ...
[12:11] CG: Maybe?
[12:11] CG: Wait
[12:11] CG: Are you actually high?
[12:14] DH: maaaaybe
[12:14] DH: and by maybe i mean probably
[12:14] DH: :)
[12:14] CG: ...
[12:14] CG: Oh my god
[12:14] CG: Nico.
[12:14] CG: I
[12:14] CG: I don't know what to say.
[12:14] CG: WHY ARE YOU HIGH?
[12:15] DH: uhhh well
[12:15] DH: the literal answer is thaaaaat
[12:16] DH: thats what happens when you dance with sweet miss mary jaaaane
[12:16] DH: less literal answer
[12:16] DH: yeaaah
[12:16] CG: Okay
[12:17] CG: First of all, that didn't answer my question at all.
[12:17] DH: well it kinda did
[12:17] CG: No.
[12:17] CG: It didn't.
[12:17] CG: Do I have to tell Rhys.
[12:17] DH: what
[12:17] DH: geeze no come on
[12:17] DH: im not fully convinced he wouldnt like call the police
[12:18] CG: He wouldn't do that.
[12:18] CG: He would just lecture you more effectively than I do.
[12:19] DH: but i mean it did kinda answer your question
[12:19] DH: like
[12:19] DH: in a literal sense it is why
[12:19] DH: but come on like
[12:19] CG: No.
[12:19] DH: why you gotta threaten rhys on meeeee
[12:19] CG: No no no.
[12:20] CG: I want to know what drove you to substance abuse!
[12:20] CG: And I don't know! Maybe you'll listen to him instead of me!
[12:20] DH: weeeell
[12:20] DH: i felt like shiiit
[12:21] DH: and i wanted to feel less like shit
[12:21] DH: sooooooo
[12:21] CG: Why did you feel like shit?
[12:21] CG: Ugggggggggggggh!
[12:22] DH: ehhhh whateverrr i mean
[12:22] DH: stuuuuff
[12:23] CG: Ugh!
[12:23] CG: Fine.
[12:23] CG: Don't tell me.
[12:23] CG: It's not like we're best friends or anything!
[12:23] DH: we aaaare
[12:23] DH: but come oooon i meannnn
[12:24] DH: theres stuff you dont tell me i bet and i dont get bent out of shape about iiit
[12:24] CG: I tell you almost everything.
[12:24] CG: The only stuff I haven't told you is recent stuff because I was mad at you!
[12:25] CG: Like Rhys and I are dating now! And I'm happy.
[12:25] CG: But I'm not totally happy because my best friend is doing drugs because he's upset and he won't tell me why and ARGH!
[12:26] DH: huh well thats new
[12:26] DH: cool tho
[12:26] DH: i mean aside from the fact that im pretty sure hed give me the bitch parade if you told him rhys iiiis
[12:26] DH: a cool guy
[12:26] DH: yep
[12:26] DH: cool guy
[12:27] CG: Ugh!
[12:27] CG: Nico he'd get mad because you're his friend and he'd be worried about you!
[12:27] CG: Like I'm worried about you!
[12:27] DH: hhh come on theres nothing to worry abouuut
[12:28] CG: Nico, if you haven't noticed, I worry about everything.
[12:28] DH: i mean come on whats the stuff they worry about
[12:28] DH: the whole thing about it like
[12:28] DH: ruining your futuuuuure or something
[12:28] DH: iiiii am lucky enough not to have a future worth worrying about
[12:28] DH: soooo
[12:28] DH: yeah im good
[12:28] DH: !
[12:29] CG: Nico...
[12:29] DH: shhh no tears now
[12:29] CG: Nico you have a future.
[12:29] CG: Please don't say things like that.
[12:30] DH: nooo tears now
[12:30] DH: sh
[12:31] CG: Nico please stop.
[12:33] DH: :( okaaaay
[12:35] CG: Look.
[12:35] CG: I don't really see a reason to yell at you while you're not thinking right.
[12:35] CG: So I'll drop it for now.
[12:35] CG: But you're getting this instead.
[12:35] DH: ?
[12:35] CG: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6SWN3_U910
[12:36] DH: aw come ooon
[12:37] CG: Listen to the dog Nico!
[12:37] CG: He is wise.
[12:37] DH: you realize how
[12:37] DH: like
[12:37] DH: fuckin hilarious a talking dog is to me rn
[12:37] CG: Yeah.
[12:38] CG: I know dear.
[12:38] CG: I just...
[12:38] DH: on par with the sea monkey shiiit
[12:38] DH: that thing was great
[12:38] CG: I just wish we could have a real conversation right now.
[12:38] CG: I miss you and this isn't what I needed.
[12:38] DH: i uh
[12:38] DH: sorry
[12:39] CG: It's okay...
[12:41] DH: well i meaaan
[12:41] DH: uh
[12:41] DH: something
[12:41] DH: sorry
[12:41] CG: It's okay.
[12:42] DH: are you suuuure
[12:42] DH: becauuuse
[12:42] DH: i dont think you are
[12:43] CG: It's not like you can just sober yourself up, so why does it matter right now.
[12:43] DH: weelll
[12:43] DH: it matters becauuuuse
[12:43] DH: a baked nico is still a nico and even has less fat and calories than the fried version
[12:44] DH: so i mean its like healthier too
[12:44] DH: :)
[12:44] CG: Oh my god...
[12:45] DH: no see its perfect logic
[12:46] CG: I think you have a very very skewed view on perfect.
[12:48] DH: weeeell
[12:48] DH: maybe
[12:48] DH: but
[12:48] DH: buuuuut
[12:48] DH: i dont know
[12:49] CG: Ugh.
[12:49] DH: i will get back to youuuu
[12:49] DH: when i am back to normal greasy nicoooo
[12:49] DH: alriiight
[12:49] DH: ?
[12:49] CG: Whatever you say...
[12:50] DH: you can count on meeee
[12:50] CG: I'm sure.
[12:52] DH: ii prooomiiise
[12:53] DH: i would do the whole bit you know with :* and mwah and all buuuut
[12:53] DH: i thiiiink
[12:53] DH: i shouldntttttt
[12:53] DH: anymoooore
[12:53] CG: Oh...
[12:53] CG: Right...
[12:53] CG: Yeah.
[12:55] DH: hehehe
[12:56] CG: :I
[12:56] CG: Nico go to bed.
[12:57] DH: ookaaay
[12:57] DH: well i mean im prolly not gonna sleep
[12:57] DH: but i dont blame you for not wanting to talk right now
[12:57] CG: You should probably sleep.
[01:00] DH: shhh
[01:00] DH: i will gooo quietly
[01:02] -- dominoHarlequin [DH] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[01:03] -- chthonicGuillotine [CG] began pestering locrianIllusionist [LI] at 01:03 --
[01:04] CG: Your brother is high and I'm worried and upset and I don't want him to hurt himself.
[01:05] LI: oh, uh. you're nico's friend, right?
[01:05] CG: Oh right yeah my name is Codi.
[01:05] LI: i was gonna ask how you got my handle but. context clues.
[01:05] CG: Yeah.
[01:05] CG: But seriosuly!
[01:06] CG: Your brother is high and he's worrying me but he won't tell me why he did it other than that he was sad.
[01:06] LI: hhh.
[01:06] CG: And he's my best friend and I'm really worried.
[01:06] LI: look, i mean, i don't know what's going on exactly?
[01:07] LI: couple nights ago he messaged me and seemed really upset.
[01:07] CG: ...how many nights ago?
[01:07] LI: uhm, i don't know off the top of my head, i'd have to count?
[01:08] LI: gimme a second
[01:09] LI: like a week ago yesterday?
[01:09] CG: Oh
[01:09] CG: Dammit
[01:09] CG: God dammit
[01:09] LI: i wouldn't worry though, though i know that's probably, like, nothing that's gonna help
[01:09] CG: I think it's my fault.
[01:10] CG: I'm the worst friend.
[01:10] LI: chances are the worst he's gonna do is play video games and watch dumb kaiju movies like usual
[01:10] LI: kid is chill as fuck.
[01:10] LI: i wouldn't worry about that, either, you know?
[01:10] CG: ...
[01:10] CG: Okay
[01:10] CG: I'm just worried.
[01:11] CG: I'm sorry I bothered you.
[01:11] LI: ... i mean, i'm assuming that's what he'd do.
[01:11] LI: donno for sure.
[01:11] LI: don't worry about it.
[01:11] CG: Okay
[01:11] CG: Sorry.
[01:12] LI: i was gonna ask if you'd wanna talk about it or something but for a second i forgot i'm, like, your friend's brother and not actually your friend. so.
[01:12] LI: don't be sorry or whatever.
[01:12] CG: It was a nice thought.
[01:12] LI: he'll be fine.
[01:12] CG: Okay.
[01:12] CG: I trust you.
[01:13] LI: yeah, well.
[01:13] LI: for what it's worth he seemed to think he's the worst friend ever, so you two might have to, like, cage fight it out.
[01:13] LI: seemed pretty protective of the title.
[01:13] LI: sorry, bad joke.
[01:15] CG: It's okay.
[01:15] CG: I just always feel like I'm bad for him.
[01:15] CG: I'm sorry this isn't your problem.
[01:15] LI: eh, whatever.
[01:16] LI: he's been my problem since he was born. i mean that in a good way.
[01:16] LI: he talks y'all up a lot, for what it's worth.
[01:18] CG: ...
[01:18] CG: It's worth a lot actually.
[01:18] CG: Thanks
[01:18] LI: yeah, sure.
[01:19] LI: ... seriously, though, the idea of him doing anything dumber than usual is actually kinda funny.
[01:19] CG: I'll stop bothering you now.
[01:19] LI: last time, he just played super smash bros and got really pissed off at the sandbag item.
[01:19] CG: LAST TIME
[01:19] LI: insert pause.
[01:19] LI: i shouldn't have told you that.
[01:20] CG: LAST TIME
[01:20] LI: he played super mario bros 3 and got really upset about why the raccoon tail lets you fly...
[01:21] CG: ...
[01:21] LI: i am digging him deeper, aren't i.
[01:22] CG: I need to go.
[01:22] -- chthonicGuillotine [CG] ceased pestering locrianIllusionist [LI] at 01:22 --

[Elie]

[09:20] -- dominoHarlequin [DH] began trolling lepidopteranPlague [LP] at 21:20 --
[09:20] DH: heyyy marzipaaan
[09:21] LP: }hello, nicooh.{
[09:21] LP: }what do you want?{
[09:22] DH: what is up in this bitch
[09:22] LP: }nothing.{
[09:22] LP: }what do you want.{
[09:23] DH: oh come ooon
[09:23] DH: is it that wrong to want to check in on my
[09:23] DH: ffffavorite
[09:23] DH: cultist
[09:23] LP: }i'm not sure if i qualify as your favorite.{
[09:24] LP: }last time we spoke you told me to leave you alone.{
[09:24] DH: well you sure qualify as something thats for fuckin sure
[09:25] LP: }now you're the one bothering me again.{
[09:25] LP: }what do you want, nicooh.{
[09:25] DH: oh come on
[09:25] DH: everything is chill noooow
[09:25] DH: we cool
[09:26] LP: }do you have warmer clothes perhaps?{
[09:26] DH: ha ha han
[09:26] DH: no i mean like
[09:26] DH: not bad
[09:26] DH: cool in that way
[09:30] LP: }well okay then{
[09:30] LP: }anything else?{
[09:30] DH: oh come on be niiice
[09:30] DH: least you could do
[09:31] LP: }why would i be nice to you{
[09:31] LP: }you are of no help to me{
[09:31] DH: hold on lemme get back to you on that one
[09:31] DH: but no come on i think
[09:32] DH: you should be kept up to date
[09:32] DH: on the happenings of the great and glorious meeee
[09:32] DH: imagine im singing that
[09:32] LP: }okay fine.{
[09:32] LP: }ow stop my ears.{
[09:32] LP: }i think they're bleeding.{
[09:32] DH: maaan youre mean
[09:33] LP: }and you're stupid.{
[09:33] DH: sticks and stones babydoll
[09:34] LP: }you're more stupid than usual actually.{
[09:34] DH: yeaaah maybe
[09:34] DH: finding ouuut i am totally right to beeee
[09:36] LP: }what{
[09:37] DH: you see mawzipaaan
[09:38] DH: things
[09:38] DH: yep things
[09:38] DH: hehe
[09:38] LP: }right. things.{
[09:38] LP: }nicooh you are making even less sense than usual.{
[09:40] DH: uh okay lemme tryyy
[09:40] DH: im so much more damn likable than usualll
[09:40] DH: becauuuse i did some stuff
[09:40] DH: and i am finding out that i was right to do that stuff
[09:40] DH: !
[09:43] LP: }i wouldn't say you were more likeable. just more idiotic.{
[09:44] LP: }so what was the cause that brought this about.{
[09:45] DH: you are so meannnn
[09:46] DH: people are dumb and mean marzipan
[09:46] DH: i mean
[09:46] DH: you more than most people
[09:46] DH: and most people dont have dicks that remind me of tentacle porn
[09:46] DH: point stands
[09:46] LP: }why have you seen self pail inducing videos featuring tentacles?{
[09:48] DH: that sentence was like no sense at all
[09:48] DH: if you are asking why i have seen tentacle porn
[09:48] DH: marzipan im from the internet duh
[09:51] DH: dont you worry your little head
[09:52] LP: }you should get out more.{
[09:52] LP: }ever considered going to a party?{
[09:52] DH: maaan fuck parties
[09:52] DH: i got all the friends i neeeeed
[09:52] DH: i mean i think i do
[09:52] DH: donno anymore ha ha
[09:52] LP: }from what i understand you have three.{
[09:53] LP: }and those have always been questionable in my view.{
[09:53] LP: }how anyone can tolerate you i do not know.{
[09:53] DH: hey man step off
[09:53] DH: they are the raddest
[09:53] DH: radder than any of your weird cultist friends
[09:54] LP: }last time we spoke you said and i quote{
[09:54] LP: }"if by my friends you mean myself then yeah totally"{
[09:54] DH: aw come on marzizzle
[09:55] LP: }my name is mariza.{
[09:55] LP: }six letters. it's not hard.{
[09:55] DH: marzipan
[09:55] LP: }oh you're close.{
[09:55] LP: }c'mon boy, you can do it.{
[09:55] LP: }little lowblood i know you have a few braincells in there{
[09:56] DH: marzapgun
[09:56] DH: shit now i wanna play duck hunt i wonder if i can find nicks nes
[09:57] LP: }what{
[09:57] DH: its gotta be here somewhere pretty sure he left it here last timeeeee
[09:57] DH: i got pissed at the raccoon leaf thing it was great
[09:58] LP: }raccoon leaf...?{
[09:58] LP: }do i even want to know{
[09:58] DH: man you never played mario
[09:58] DH: you freaky cultists are missin out on everything
[09:58] DH: you should prolly look into leaving
[09:58] LP: }oh you mean marioh. i've never played many grubgames.{
[09:59] DH: shit whatever i cant find it and im not gonna let my nan catch me like this ha ha
[09:59] DH: prolly in the other room
[09:59] DH: fuck thaaaat
[09:59] DH: anyway what was i doin
[09:59] DH: marzizzle
[09:59] DH: i like that im gonna start calling you that
[10:00] LP: }my name is mariza. six letters, as is normal.{
[10:00] DH: nah
[10:00] DH: w
[10:00] DH: naw
[10:00] DH: ha ha
[10:00] DH: maaaaan
[10:01] LP: }what is wrong with you seriously.{
[10:01] LP: }you're, excuse my language,{
[10:01] LP: }fucked up.{
[10:01] DH: oh hey look you do know how to talk like someone without a stick up your ass good job
[10:01] DH: but i mean yeah
[10:01] DH: right now
[10:01] DH: yeah totally fucked up
[10:01] DH: you should try it some time
[10:02] DH: might get that stick out of your ass for more than like two seconds
[10:02] LP: }i do not have a stick in my waste chute.{
[10:02] DH: oh jesus why you gotta call it that
[10:02] DH: that is sick
[10:03] LP: }that is its proper anatomical name.{
[10:04] DH: i am like
[10:04] DH: so far out on planet no
[10:04] DH: no
[10:05] DH: point is you should totally try it sometime
[10:05] LP: }try what{
[10:05] LP: }i'm still confused on how you ended up like this.{
[10:05] LP: }did you hit your thinkpan?{
[10:05] DH: uhhh well i definitely hit something
[10:05] DH: took a hit of something
[10:05] DH: hitting was involved
[10:06] DH: ha ha ha
[10:06] LP: }did someone beat you?{
[10:06] LP: }oh i wish it was me who did it.{
[10:06] LP: }i wouldn't have let you live.{
[10:06] DH: ha ha do you really not know
[10:08] DH: nah sorry for you nobody got the drop on me
[10:08] DH: nor will they everrrr
[10:08] DH: lightning fuckin reflexes here
[10:08] LP: }whatever you say.{
[10:08] DH: but come on tho
[10:09] DH: if youre stressed out about somethin and lets be real you probably are about every fuckin thing
[10:10] DH: like for instance if your friends get pissed at you and two of them start dating and decide not to tell you
[10:10] DH: i mean just for example
[10:12] LP: }well then they are not my friends and i would probably kill them. or at least cripple them.{
[10:14] DH: youuuu
[10:14] DH: have anger management issuuues
[10:17] LP: }and you have no thinkpan it seems.{
[10:18] LP: }anyway. why don't you talk to your moirail instead of rambling at me like a wriggler?{
[10:20] DH: i keep tellin you marzizzle
[10:20] DH: we dont have moist handrails
[10:31] DH: no though man that was just you know
[10:31] DH: totally hipothetical
[10:31] DH: or however its spelled
[10:31] LP: }hypothetical{
[10:31] DH: yeah that
[10:32] LP: }i kind of doubt that based off our last conversation.{
[10:32] LP: }it doesn't take someone made of mind to figure it out.{
[10:34] DH: shhhhhh
[10:34] DH: you know whaaat
[10:34] DH: pretend i never said anything
[10:37] LP: }from what point, like, this conversation? or from the beginning? because let me tell you it's a little late if you want to take back everything you've said to me.{
[10:37] LP: }should we meet, you've sealed your fate.{
[10:39] DH: nice internet tough guy moves there marzeezy
[10:39] DH: you need to chill
[10:39] DH: ha ha like thatll ever happen thoooo
[10:39] -- dominoHarlequin [DH] gave up trolling lepidopteranPlague [LP] at 22:39 --