Nico Decarte

[Kazz]

>Be Nico Decarte.

yeah man everything i know was taught to me by a man in a yellow bear suit
every
single
thing

THE BASICS

Your name is NICO DECARTE and you are 13 years old (but you're almost 14). You are a MALE HUMAN. On pesterchum, you go by dominoHarlequin. Your sburb title is the SEER OF TIME.

THE PERSONALITY

Your name is NICO, but to hear you talk about yourself, you'd think your name is PIMP-- even though you're just about as good at romance as any 13 year old boy usually is. You are also a HEINOUSLY BAD STUDENT. You'd rather expend your thoughts on things like REALLY TRASHY POP MUSIC, especially that produced by one TRAMAR DILLARD, that glorious RIDA OF FLOS. You set a bad example for kids everywhere.

It seems your primary hobby seems to be PISSING PEOPLE OFF ON THE INTERNET. It's practically your number one talent, and you do it FREQUENTLY and with GREAT RELISH. It's like CONFLICT, online or off, is a stick of dynamite labeled "do not touch", and you are a KID WITH MATCHES.

Your few friends are the COOLEST PEOPLE AROUND, even though they're not actually around-- they're online -- ,and you'd never let them know you think that about them. You're ALWAYS WATCHING OUT FOR THEM anyway. But you are totally going to call them your HOES anyway. It's a term of endearment.

THE HISTORY

You live in a suburb of Seattle, and your home life is, in a word, kind of weird. With your parents almost completely out of the picture outside of holidays, you were raised by your maternal grandmother, who you refer to as your nan-- a wholly terrifying, volatile, racist old Chinese woman. She's old fashioned and you get the distinct impression she doesn't like you much, clearly favoring your elder brother.
Of course, your brother is the absolute coolest guy this side of anywhere. He's usually away at college anymore, because he -- unlike you -- cares about his academics, but he's rad, and even helped you bleach and dye your hair into the anime protagonist mop it is now.

You've always been unpopular at school, with an amazing propensity for pissing people off, so you don't really care much about making friends. You've got your three closest homies, and that's what matters.

THE OTHERS

you almost never use normal punctuation or capitalize anything (you'll use stuff like parentheses and dashes tho)
your spelling is a bit spotty when it comes to bigger words because you just kind of spell them out roughly foneticly ((phonetically))
when you need to emphasize words you streeetch theemmm ouuut


You have the specibus GLOVEKIND equipped. In its basic form, this usually manifests as gloves with weighted knuckles