Post by Elie on Nov 7, 2013 14:25:39 GMT -6
[06:25] -- lepidopteranPlague [LP] began trolling dominoHarlequin [DH] at 18:25 --
[06:25] LP: }why are you back?{
[06:25] DH: awww you miss me baby
[06:25] DH: :*
[06:26] LP: }no, i did not miss you at all. i had hoped you had met an untimely demise.{
[06:27] DH: awwww no im still here
[06:27] DH: im sure youre relieved
[06:27] DH: but try to contain your excitement
[06:27] DH: theres enough nico for everyone
[06:27] LP: }where were you, then? not that i give a single ounce of care.{
[06:27] DH: i
[06:27] DH: do not want to talk about it
[06:28] LP: }oh really? i want to know even more then.{
[06:28] DH: my nan says im not allowed to have pasta in the house again until i graduate tho
[06:28] DH: its a long story
[06:28] DH: no pasta no frogs and i am now banned from using the kitchen sink
[06:30] LP: }what is pasta, and what is a frog?{
[06:31] DH: is there like a ban on carbahydraits in your cult or something
[06:32] DH: okay nevermind
[06:32] DH: but you know you missed meeeee
[06:33] DH: my sultry ways
[06:33] DH: my sexy bod
[06:33] LP: }i only was sad that i was not the one to coat my blade in your disgusting blood.{
[06:33] DH: awww how sweet
[06:33] DH: gimme a kiss
[06:35] LP: }no.{
[06:36] DH: what was the word
[06:36] DH: kissmessy
[06:36] DH: stupid word for hatefucking but come on
[06:36] DH: you know you want tooooo
[06:36] LP: }i do not wish to be your kismesis, no matter how much you wish to be mine. it will not happen.{
[06:37] DH: i know you want meeeee
[06:37] LP: }i want you to be culled.{
[06:37] DH: kinky
[06:40] LP: }you really need to stop that, even if i did wish to fill a pail with you, i am sure your anatomy would be unfit.{
[06:41] DH: whats this about a pail
[06:41] DH: do you like jack off in a pail
[06:41] DH: does your cult have something against sex
[06:42] LP: }on the contrary, if you do not have concupiscent partners by a certain age, you are culled.{
[06:42] DH: whaaaaaat the fuck does concupiscent mean
[06:43] LP: }i've told you this before. the two concupiscent quadrants: matespritship and kismesitude.{
[06:43] LP: }butterflymom says i should not discuss such things with humans anymore though.{
[06:44] LP: }apparently it encourages you.{
[06:44] DH: soooo
[06:44] DH: those are the ones that involve fucking right
[06:45] LP: }imagine my voice saturated with frustration and the want to slit your throat as i say{
[06:45] LP: }yes.{
[06:45] DH: hot
[06:45] DH: you know you are doing a really awful job of convincing me that you dont want to hatefuck
[06:46] LP: }if i wished for you to fill my pitch quadrant it would be contrary to want you dead.{
[06:47] DH: hey man ive been on the internet ive seen some freakyass porn
[06:47] DH: i wouldnt rule it out with you weirdos
[06:53] LP: }you are weirder than we are honestly.{
[06:53] DH: i know you are but what am i
[06:54] LP: }wait what?{
[06:54] DH: shhh its an ancient human debate technique you wouldnt understand
[06:55] LP: }oh, like accusing someone lower than you of a crime they did not commit for the purpose of having them culled so you can win the argument?{
[06:55] DH: uhhhhhhhhhh
[06:55] DH: yes
[06:55] DH: lets say yes
[06:55] DH: you seriously have a freaky death fetish
[06:58] LP: }and it appears that everyone in your species is a giant pale whore.{
[06:58] DH: hey man
[06:58] DH: we got people of all shades
[06:58] DH: and we got prudes too
[06:59] DH: and besides point is
[06:59] DH: i aint no racist
[06:59] DH: i like peoples of all colours
[06:59] LP: }wait what{
[06:59] LP: }your people are different colors on the outside?{
[07:00] LP: }but all have the same blood color?{
[07:00] LP: }how strange.{
[07:02] DH: yes we have blue people and green people and orange people but we call those people guidos and everyone hates them
[07:03] LP: }the blue people are hated?{
[07:03] LP: }i take offense to that.{
[07:04] DH: no just the orange ones
[07:04] DH: they spike their hair and make duckfaces and there was this reality show about them
[07:04] DH: they have names like snooki and the situation
[07:04] DH: its terrifying
[07:04] LP: }snooki seems to be an ordinary name but the situation has far too many letters.{
[07:05] DH: jesus christ what is wrong with your cults naming standards
[07:05] DH: in what reality is snooki a name that anything should have
[07:05] DH: aaaanyyytthiiiingggg
[07:06] LP: }it is simple. wigglers have no names, they have not survived the trials yet. trolls have six by six names until the reach adulthood and join the fleet, at which point they gain an eight letter title.{
[07:06] LP: }like your four letter naming scheme is any different?{
[07:07] DH: uuhhhh hhuuuuuhhhh
[07:08] DH: well yeah ill just go ask my bro how many letters are in his name
[07:08] DH: because i may have failed math but im pretty sure nicholas isnt four letters yo
[07:08] LP: }i am confused{
[07:08] LP: }how old are you again?{
[07:09] DH: thirteen years yo
[07:09] LP: }you are{
[07:09] LP: }so{
[07:09] LP: }old{
[07:10] DH: you know people that arent in freaky cults live to be like 80 right
[07:12] LP: }oh plenty of trolls live to be 80 that is perfectly within bounds.{
[07:12] LP: }i'm just curious as to why someone as old as 13 keeps hitting on a 7 sweep old.{
[07:12] DH: so then why the hell do you think 13 is old
[07:12] LP: }i am 7.{
[07:13] DH: and yet you know about stuff like hatefucking
[07:13] DH: do i need to call child protective services
[07:13] DH: or whatev
[07:13] LP: }most are approached by the drones at the age of eight or nine, we must know about it, how else are we to find partners in time?{
[07:14] DH: this conversation is going like fifteen places i dont want to think about
[07:16] DH: okay so wait
[07:16] LP: }you asked.{
[07:16] DH: what is a sweep
[07:17] DH: because right now i am like
[07:17] LP: }a sweep is equivalent to the amount of time it takes our planet to rotate our sun.{
[07:17] DH: praying that its longer than a year and your cult just uses a weird calendar
[07:17] DH: hhhhhh
[07:17] DH: this is hurting my head
[07:17] LP: }a sweep is twelve perigees.{
[07:18] LP: }a sweep is four seasons, two dark and two light.{
[07:18] LP: }a sweep is a sweep is a sweep how else do i explain it.{
[07:18] DH: okay are e talking like
[07:18] DH: five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes here
[07:19] DH: because if it isnt now i have that dumb song in my head for nothing
[07:19] LP: }it is about 791 nights.{
[07:19] DH: let me get a calculator
[07:21] DH: oookaaay
[07:21] DH: so you're like
[07:21] LP: }please tell me your head has not ceased hurting.{
[07:21] DH: fifteen
[07:22] DH: i think i may have gotten it wrong i dont remember how many days are in a year
[07:22] LP: }i told you already i am seven. were i fifteen i would have joined the fleet already.{
[07:23] DH: okay no
[07:23] DH: see
[07:23] DH: 791 nights a sweep and seven sweeps
[07:24] DH: and then like three hundred sixty something days a year
[07:24] DH: that's like fifteen
[07:24] LP: }so you are actually six sweeps then{
[07:24] LP: }you are younger than me.{
[07:24] DH: uh lemme check
[07:24] DH: uhhhhh you know what
[07:24] DH: i dont know how to figure that out backwards
[07:24] DH: so lets say yes
[07:25] LP: }so i can start calling you wiggler now!{
[07:25] DH: kinky
[07:25] LP: }ew no i am not a grub fucker you wiggler.{
[07:25] DH: hey man your loss to get all of this kiss messy action
[07:27] DH: hey man i'm almost fourteen and you know what they say
[07:27] DH: half your age rounded down plus seven and its not creepy
[07:27] LP: }what who says that?{
[07:28] LP: }no one on alternia, that's certain.{
[07:28] DH: and alternia is your creepy cult compound right
[07:28] LP: }alternia is my planet.{
[07:28] DH: cult compound
[07:28] LP: } images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100613014849/mspaintadventures/images/2/21/Alternia.gif{
[07:28] LP: }alternia.{
[07:29] DH: ha ha oh my god is that what you actually think the planet looks like
[07:30] LP: }i'm looking up.{
[07:30] LP: }i'm seeing a pink moon and a green moon.{
[07:30] DH: and i think you need to stop taking mushrooms
[07:31] LP: }i mainly eat grubloaf not going to lie{
[07:32] DH: grubloaf huh
[07:32] DH: sounds like my nans cooking
[07:32] LP: }my lusus makes wonderful grubloaf, i request it often.{
[07:33] DH: okayyy sooooooo
[07:33] DH: grub fucker is like cradle robber right
[07:34] LP: }a grub is a troll that is still in its larval stage.{
[07:34] DH: and your loosey goosey makes grub loaf
[07:34] DH: like loaf out of grub
[07:34] LP: }yes.{
[07:34] DH: i think i do need to call child protective services
[07:34] DH: geeze
[07:34] LP: }what is that you keep referring to it.{
[07:34] DH: it is a service
[07:34] DH: that is protective
[07:34] DH: of children
[07:35] LP: }what is a children{
[07:35] DH: its why nick and i live with our nan instead of--
[07:35] DH: uhhhh
[07:35] DH: children is plural dude
[07:35] DH: child
[07:35] LP: }what is a child.{
[07:35] DH: a kid
[07:35] DH: a rugrat
[07:35] DH: crotch dumplings
[07:35] LP: }ooooooh{
[07:35] LP: }what is that last one i don't even.{
[07:35] LP: }but i understand.{
[07:36] DH: boy i think were making such progress tonight
[07:37] DH: now i know youre a bunch of baby eating psychos and now you know how old i am
[07:37] LP: }i also know that you have orange and blue people and no rhyme nor reason to your naming!{
[07:40] DH: i think you still win on the freaky frontier there bro
[07:58] LP: }can we both just agree that our respective planets are extremely strange to the other and almost everyone on yours should be culled?{
[07:58] DH: hmmmmm
[07:58] DH: naaaaaah
[07:58] LP: }ugh{
[08:01] DH: look
[08:01] DH: no matter how bad it gets
[08:01] DH: it's not my posse that sent pictures of their junk
[08:01] DH: you need to keep that karen guy on a tighter leash or something idfk
[08:02] LP: }you're the one who needs to stop harrassing him.{
[08:02] LP: }really it's for your own safety.{
[08:02] DH: yeah man im so afraid of the guy who makes cutesy fang smileys
[08:02] LP: }}because between the two of us you will die in the most painful, terrible way you can possibly imagine.{{
[08:02] DH: :K yeah see those things
[08:02] DH: they look dumb
[08:02] DH: :K :K :K
[08:03] LP: }he has those fangs in real life and he uses them to rip out the throats of those who disagree with him.{
[08:03] DH: im sure
[08:03] DH: he get them at the halloween store
[08:04] LP: }send fangs.png{
[08:05] DH: so how much blueberry jam did it take to do those special effects
[08:06] LP: }that is blood.{
[08:06] DH: and my name is skippy mcleech
[08:06] LP: }i thought it was nico{
[08:07] DH: it is
[08:07] DH: the fact that it is not skippy mcleech is the joke
[08:07] LP: }you are still wiggler to me.{
[08:07] LP: }wiggler.{
[08:10] DH: okay seriously though
[08:11] DH: wiggler is just a terrible word
[08:11] LP: }they are no longer grubs but they are still quite wiggly.{
[11:10] -- lepidopteranPlague [LP] gave up trolling dominoHarlequin [DH] at 23:10 --
[06:25] LP: }why are you back?{
[06:25] DH: awww you miss me baby
[06:25] DH: :*
[06:26] LP: }no, i did not miss you at all. i had hoped you had met an untimely demise.{
[06:27] DH: awwww no im still here
[06:27] DH: im sure youre relieved
[06:27] DH: but try to contain your excitement
[06:27] DH: theres enough nico for everyone
[06:27] LP: }where were you, then? not that i give a single ounce of care.{
[06:27] DH: i
[06:27] DH: do not want to talk about it
[06:28] LP: }oh really? i want to know even more then.{
[06:28] DH: my nan says im not allowed to have pasta in the house again until i graduate tho
[06:28] DH: its a long story
[06:28] DH: no pasta no frogs and i am now banned from using the kitchen sink
[06:30] LP: }what is pasta, and what is a frog?{
[06:31] DH: is there like a ban on carbahydraits in your cult or something
[06:32] DH: okay nevermind
[06:32] DH: but you know you missed meeeee
[06:33] DH: my sultry ways
[06:33] DH: my sexy bod
[06:33] LP: }i only was sad that i was not the one to coat my blade in your disgusting blood.{
[06:33] DH: awww how sweet
[06:33] DH: gimme a kiss
[06:35] LP: }no.{
[06:36] DH: what was the word
[06:36] DH: kissmessy
[06:36] DH: stupid word for hatefucking but come on
[06:36] DH: you know you want tooooo
[06:36] LP: }i do not wish to be your kismesis, no matter how much you wish to be mine. it will not happen.{
[06:37] DH: i know you want meeeee
[06:37] LP: }i want you to be culled.{
[06:37] DH: kinky
[06:40] LP: }you really need to stop that, even if i did wish to fill a pail with you, i am sure your anatomy would be unfit.{
[06:41] DH: whats this about a pail
[06:41] DH: do you like jack off in a pail
[06:41] DH: does your cult have something against sex
[06:42] LP: }on the contrary, if you do not have concupiscent partners by a certain age, you are culled.{
[06:42] DH: whaaaaaat the fuck does concupiscent mean
[06:43] LP: }i've told you this before. the two concupiscent quadrants: matespritship and kismesitude.{
[06:43] LP: }butterflymom says i should not discuss such things with humans anymore though.{
[06:44] LP: }apparently it encourages you.{
[06:44] DH: soooo
[06:44] DH: those are the ones that involve fucking right
[06:45] LP: }imagine my voice saturated with frustration and the want to slit your throat as i say{
[06:45] LP: }yes.{
[06:45] DH: hot
[06:45] DH: you know you are doing a really awful job of convincing me that you dont want to hatefuck
[06:46] LP: }if i wished for you to fill my pitch quadrant it would be contrary to want you dead.{
[06:47] DH: hey man ive been on the internet ive seen some freakyass porn
[06:47] DH: i wouldnt rule it out with you weirdos
[06:53] LP: }you are weirder than we are honestly.{
[06:53] DH: i know you are but what am i
[06:54] LP: }wait what?{
[06:54] DH: shhh its an ancient human debate technique you wouldnt understand
[06:55] LP: }oh, like accusing someone lower than you of a crime they did not commit for the purpose of having them culled so you can win the argument?{
[06:55] DH: uhhhhhhhhhh
[06:55] DH: yes
[06:55] DH: lets say yes
[06:55] DH: you seriously have a freaky death fetish
[06:58] LP: }and it appears that everyone in your species is a giant pale whore.{
[06:58] DH: hey man
[06:58] DH: we got people of all shades
[06:58] DH: and we got prudes too
[06:59] DH: and besides point is
[06:59] DH: i aint no racist
[06:59] DH: i like peoples of all colours
[06:59] LP: }wait what{
[06:59] LP: }your people are different colors on the outside?{
[07:00] LP: }but all have the same blood color?{
[07:00] LP: }how strange.{
[07:02] DH: yes we have blue people and green people and orange people but we call those people guidos and everyone hates them
[07:03] LP: }the blue people are hated?{
[07:03] LP: }i take offense to that.{
[07:04] DH: no just the orange ones
[07:04] DH: they spike their hair and make duckfaces and there was this reality show about them
[07:04] DH: they have names like snooki and the situation
[07:04] DH: its terrifying
[07:04] LP: }snooki seems to be an ordinary name but the situation has far too many letters.{
[07:05] DH: jesus christ what is wrong with your cults naming standards
[07:05] DH: in what reality is snooki a name that anything should have
[07:05] DH: aaaanyyytthiiiingggg
[07:06] LP: }it is simple. wigglers have no names, they have not survived the trials yet. trolls have six by six names until the reach adulthood and join the fleet, at which point they gain an eight letter title.{
[07:06] LP: }like your four letter naming scheme is any different?{
[07:07] DH: uuhhhh hhuuuuuhhhh
[07:08] DH: well yeah ill just go ask my bro how many letters are in his name
[07:08] DH: because i may have failed math but im pretty sure nicholas isnt four letters yo
[07:08] LP: }i am confused{
[07:08] LP: }how old are you again?{
[07:09] DH: thirteen years yo
[07:09] LP: }you are{
[07:09] LP: }so{
[07:09] LP: }old{
[07:10] DH: you know people that arent in freaky cults live to be like 80 right
[07:12] LP: }oh plenty of trolls live to be 80 that is perfectly within bounds.{
[07:12] LP: }i'm just curious as to why someone as old as 13 keeps hitting on a 7 sweep old.{
[07:12] DH: so then why the hell do you think 13 is old
[07:12] LP: }i am 7.{
[07:13] DH: and yet you know about stuff like hatefucking
[07:13] DH: do i need to call child protective services
[07:13] DH: or whatev
[07:13] LP: }most are approached by the drones at the age of eight or nine, we must know about it, how else are we to find partners in time?{
[07:14] DH: this conversation is going like fifteen places i dont want to think about
[07:16] DH: okay so wait
[07:16] LP: }you asked.{
[07:16] DH: what is a sweep
[07:17] DH: because right now i am like
[07:17] LP: }a sweep is equivalent to the amount of time it takes our planet to rotate our sun.{
[07:17] DH: praying that its longer than a year and your cult just uses a weird calendar
[07:17] DH: hhhhhh
[07:17] DH: this is hurting my head
[07:17] LP: }a sweep is twelve perigees.{
[07:18] LP: }a sweep is four seasons, two dark and two light.{
[07:18] LP: }a sweep is a sweep is a sweep how else do i explain it.{
[07:18] DH: okay are e talking like
[07:18] DH: five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes here
[07:19] DH: because if it isnt now i have that dumb song in my head for nothing
[07:19] LP: }it is about 791 nights.{
[07:19] DH: let me get a calculator
[07:21] DH: oookaaay
[07:21] DH: so you're like
[07:21] LP: }please tell me your head has not ceased hurting.{
[07:21] DH: fifteen
[07:22] DH: i think i may have gotten it wrong i dont remember how many days are in a year
[07:22] LP: }i told you already i am seven. were i fifteen i would have joined the fleet already.{
[07:23] DH: okay no
[07:23] DH: see
[07:23] DH: 791 nights a sweep and seven sweeps
[07:24] DH: and then like three hundred sixty something days a year
[07:24] DH: that's like fifteen
[07:24] LP: }so you are actually six sweeps then{
[07:24] LP: }you are younger than me.{
[07:24] DH: uh lemme check
[07:24] DH: uhhhhh you know what
[07:24] DH: i dont know how to figure that out backwards
[07:24] DH: so lets say yes
[07:25] LP: }so i can start calling you wiggler now!{
[07:25] DH: kinky
[07:25] LP: }ew no i am not a grub fucker you wiggler.{
[07:25] DH: hey man your loss to get all of this kiss messy action
[07:27] DH: hey man i'm almost fourteen and you know what they say
[07:27] DH: half your age rounded down plus seven and its not creepy
[07:27] LP: }what who says that?{
[07:28] LP: }no one on alternia, that's certain.{
[07:28] DH: and alternia is your creepy cult compound right
[07:28] LP: }alternia is my planet.{
[07:28] DH: cult compound
[07:28] LP: } images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100613014849/mspaintadventures/images/2/21/Alternia.gif{
[07:28] LP: }alternia.{
[07:29] DH: ha ha oh my god is that what you actually think the planet looks like
[07:30] LP: }i'm looking up.{
[07:30] LP: }i'm seeing a pink moon and a green moon.{
[07:30] DH: and i think you need to stop taking mushrooms
[07:31] LP: }i mainly eat grubloaf not going to lie{
[07:32] DH: grubloaf huh
[07:32] DH: sounds like my nans cooking
[07:32] LP: }my lusus makes wonderful grubloaf, i request it often.{
[07:33] DH: okayyy sooooooo
[07:33] DH: grub fucker is like cradle robber right
[07:34] LP: }a grub is a troll that is still in its larval stage.{
[07:34] DH: and your loosey goosey makes grub loaf
[07:34] DH: like loaf out of grub
[07:34] LP: }yes.{
[07:34] DH: i think i do need to call child protective services
[07:34] DH: geeze
[07:34] LP: }what is that you keep referring to it.{
[07:34] DH: it is a service
[07:34] DH: that is protective
[07:34] DH: of children
[07:35] LP: }what is a children{
[07:35] DH: its why nick and i live with our nan instead of--
[07:35] DH: uhhhh
[07:35] DH: children is plural dude
[07:35] DH: child
[07:35] LP: }what is a child.{
[07:35] DH: a kid
[07:35] DH: a rugrat
[07:35] DH: crotch dumplings
[07:35] LP: }ooooooh{
[07:35] LP: }what is that last one i don't even.{
[07:35] LP: }but i understand.{
[07:36] DH: boy i think were making such progress tonight
[07:37] DH: now i know youre a bunch of baby eating psychos and now you know how old i am
[07:37] LP: }i also know that you have orange and blue people and no rhyme nor reason to your naming!{
[07:40] DH: i think you still win on the freaky frontier there bro
[07:58] LP: }can we both just agree that our respective planets are extremely strange to the other and almost everyone on yours should be culled?{
[07:58] DH: hmmmmm
[07:58] DH: naaaaaah
[07:58] LP: }ugh{
[08:01] DH: look
[08:01] DH: no matter how bad it gets
[08:01] DH: it's not my posse that sent pictures of their junk
[08:01] DH: you need to keep that karen guy on a tighter leash or something idfk
[08:02] LP: }you're the one who needs to stop harrassing him.{
[08:02] LP: }really it's for your own safety.{
[08:02] DH: yeah man im so afraid of the guy who makes cutesy fang smileys
[08:02] LP: }}because between the two of us you will die in the most painful, terrible way you can possibly imagine.{{
[08:02] DH: :K yeah see those things
[08:02] DH: they look dumb
[08:02] DH: :K :K :K
[08:03] LP: }he has those fangs in real life and he uses them to rip out the throats of those who disagree with him.{
[08:03] DH: im sure
[08:03] DH: he get them at the halloween store
[08:04] LP: }send fangs.png{
[08:05] DH: so how much blueberry jam did it take to do those special effects
[08:06] LP: }that is blood.{
[08:06] DH: and my name is skippy mcleech
[08:06] LP: }i thought it was nico{
[08:07] DH: it is
[08:07] DH: the fact that it is not skippy mcleech is the joke
[08:07] LP: }you are still wiggler to me.{
[08:07] LP: }wiggler.{
[08:10] DH: okay seriously though
[08:11] DH: wiggler is just a terrible word
[08:11] LP: }they are no longer grubs but they are still quite wiggly.{
[11:10] -- lepidopteranPlague [LP] gave up trolling dominoHarlequin [DH] at 23:10 --